
Oversized tees
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For the person who left the party at 9.10 and has been quietly happier ever since.
Introverts are easy to buy for once you stop giving them things that need a conversation. These are wearable, usable and mostly silent: a tee that says it for them, a beanie with the volume turned down, a bag that answers "are you coming out?" before anyone has asked.
Everything here is dry rather than rude. The joke is aimed at people in general, so the person you are buying for is in on it, and so are you.
Slogans that do the talking, so they do not have to.
For the shopping, the commute and every invitation they intend to decline.
Everything is printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until you buy it. Free UK delivery over £40. Not the right size or colour? Every product page lists them all, and our returns page explains what happens if it doesn't fit.
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