Have You Met People? Not Keen. Oversized Tee

A complete social policy, printed in letters big enough to be read from the far side of the office. It answers the party invitation, the team-building day and the friendly stranger on the train before any of them get a word out. Wear it to the family gathering and watch someone quietly decide not to ask how you've been. Buy a second one for the friend who left the group chat and never explained. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone actually wants it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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