Not Keen. Tote Bag

A bag for the weekly shop, the office commute and every invitation you intend to decline. It answers questions before anyone asks them, which saves everyone time. Carry it into a supermarket and watch people give you a wider berth in the aisle. Buy one for the friend who replies to group chats three days late, on purpose. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone actually wants it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
• Secure checkout by Stripe