I'm Not A Pet Person. I'm Barely A People Person. Tote Bag

For the weekly shop, where someone will inevitably stop you to talk about their dog. Now the bag answers first and you can keep walking. It sets expectations in a queue, at the office, at a barbecue you didn't want to attend. Buy it for the friend who likes exactly three living things and won't say which. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone actually wants it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
• Secure checkout by Stripe