I've Muted You In Real Life Tee

Some people talk the way a tap drips. You can't reach for a button, so you wear the announcement instead and let them work it out halfway through their own anecdote. It's the quiet reply to open-plan offices, family gatherings and the colleague who narrates every email out loud. Buy it for the friend who has already stopped listening and just hasn't told anyone yet. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until someone buys it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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