I'm Not A Pet Person. I'm Barely A People Person. Tee

Wear this once and you will never be asked to hold anyone's dog again, or be introduced to anyone's cousin. It answers the question before it's asked, which saves everybody a great deal of small talk about labradoodles. Ideal for the friend who loves nobody and admits it cheerfully, and who will read the line twice and then buy one. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until someone buys it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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