People Drain My Battery Sweatshirt

Some people top you up. Most people quietly run you down, one conversation at a time, until you're squinting at the door. Wear this to the all-hands, the family gathering, the party you agreed to in a moment of weakness. Nobody will ask you to stay later. The colleague who books meetings that could have been emails might even take the hint, though don't count on it. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone buys it.

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