People: An Unskippable Software Update Tee

For the meeting that could have been an email, the group chat that will not die, the colleague who explains your own job to you. You cannot close the window, you cannot postpone until tomorrow, you simply stand there while it installs. Wear it and watch people read it twice, then go quiet. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until someone buys it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
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