People: An Unskippable Software Update Sweatshirt

Wear it to the meeting that could have been an email, the family gathering you agreed to in a weak moment, the open-plan office where someone is chewing loudly at 9am. Nobody can opt out of other people, but you can at least file a complaint in large red letters across your chest. Somebody will read it, nod slowly, and quietly recognise themselves in it. Buy one for the friend who replies to group chats with a full stop. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone actually wants it.

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