I'm Not A Pet Person. I'm Barely A People Person. Hoodie

For the person who gets asked, every single time, whether they're a cat person or a dog person, as though those are the only two available settings. Wear it to the office and watch the desk-side chat about someone's new puppy quietly find somewhere else to be. Send it to the friend who dodges the group photo and the group walk. It answers the question before anyone finishes asking it. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until someone buys it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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