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I Hug My Saint Bernard So I Don't Punch People Sticker

£4.99

Stick it on the laptop lid and let it do the talking in meetings. Colleagues read it, laugh, then quietly reconsider that "quick chat". It works as a warning, a personality summary and a public service announcement, all without you saying a word. Ideal for the friend whose dog is the only reason they remain civil. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone buys it.

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