I Hug My Saint Bernard So I Don't Punch People Mug

A public service announcement, disguised as a hot drink. Bring it into the office kitchen and watch colleagues quietly work out whether the dog is currently available. It reads as wholesome from a distance and as a warning up close, which is exactly the range you want before ten in the morning. Send it to the friend whose dog is the only reason they still have a clean disciplinary record. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing is made until someone buys it.

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