Ctrl + Alt + Delete People Tee

Some mornings the system needs a hard reset, and so do the people in it. Wear this to the open-plan office and watch who laughs, who nods slowly, and who goes very quiet at the coffee machine. It says the thing you have been thinking through three rounds of "quick catch-ups" without you having to open your mouth. Send it to the friend who replies to group chats with a single full stop. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone decides they want it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
• Secure checkout by Stripe