Ctrl + Alt + Delete People Sticker

Stick it on the laptop lid and let it do the talking in every meeting you didn't ask to be in. Colleagues will read it, pause, and quietly decide not to lean over your desk again. It says what you've been thinking since the last group project, and it says it without you having to open your mouth. Send one to the friend who replies to every message with a single full stop. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone buys it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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