Ctrl + Alt + Delete People Hoodie

Some mornings the only fix you want is the one that closes everything and asks no questions. Wear this to the open-plan office and watch people work out whether you're joking. The ones who laugh loudest are usually the problem. Buy it for the colleague who answers emails with a thousand-yard stare, and they will understand immediately. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone actually wants it.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
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