Common Sense Requires A Paid Upgrade Tee

Wear it to the meeting where someone suggests the thing that was already tried, failed, and documented twice. You won't need to say anything. The shirt handles it, and the one colleague who reads it will catch your eye across the table and quietly give up on the rest of the room too. Printed to order by our print partner, so nothing exists until someone buys it. Buy it for the friend who keeps sending you screenshots of group chats.

• Printed to order by our print partner, usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Delivery & returns
• Free UK delivery over £40
• Secure checkout by Stripe